I work doubles for fun cuz i'm freaked out and i wash my face with bar soap and test out new flavors of monster before dinner. i give myself a makeover in the bathroom that has no mirror when i switch from back to front from upstairs to downstairs after our dinner before show dinner which is brush teeth apply eyeliner take pigtails out squirt perfume take some hair out of bandana in the front and put on polka dot shirt and pretty shoes. I am on a new diet! I put the tv on before bed and i let it run all night but i do black and white tv so it's okay. when i wake up in the morning i switch it to color tv. i like the smell of the polyurethane but no one else does. i'm sick so all i'm eating is bread and butter and candy. my birthday is coming and i don't know if i will be happy or sad. here are the things that i want for my birthday: new red iphone, external hard drive, red bike, red wagon, supreme phone flask, go to the pool, bubblegum ice cream, clean house, another year's supply of monster. i woke up and got blisters and walked to my old old run and tried to sit in my old spot but the seat was taken by the woman plus dog that used to love to frown at me. i don't have to wash the soot out of my hair because i'll just put more soot tomorrow. more soot to harden my skin.